He is a kiddo and that too a girly one. He has done so many 'chutiyaps' during his stay here in IIT Kgp that it will take more space than a Sidney Sheldon novel. As a matter of fact I can start a blog 'series' on him to be published weekly with all his friends as authors. But what I am going to do in this blog is just tell you some of the recent 'chutiyaps'.
Tha date was 9th March, Sunday. After the basky practice he asked me and abhijeet to come with him to Kolkata for his French visa interview. After sometime we decided that both of us will accompany him as none of us had any important class to attend. And thus the journey began.
Chutiyaps no. 1
The date was 10th March, Monday. We took a train to Kolkata. There was a pretty hot girl with a full blown make-up sitting right in front of him. Initially he wasn't even looking at her. When we forced him to look at her he just saw her from the corner of his eyes and that too with so much blushing that we couldn't stop laughing after his reply, "Abe wo shaadi shuda lag rahi hai, itna make-up karke baithi hai"
Chutiyaps no. 2
As we were in the train I asked him,
me - "pehle kahan jana hai?"
him - "pehle chocks-off(travel agent) fir French embassy"
me - "kahan hai chocks-off"
him - "nahi pata"
me & abhijeet - :O
me - "aur french embassy?"
him - "wo bhi nahi pata"
me & abhijeet - :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
him - "abe adress lena bhool gaya"
Finally we decided that we will call somebody in Kgp to give us the address
Chutiyaps no. 3
After reaching Kolkata
abhijeet - "phone karo kisi ko. poocho address"
him - "ritesh ko karta hun"
me - "karan ko karta hun"
abhijeet - "main chom ko karta hun"
We got the address of the travel agent but the address wasn't clear to us. We didn't knew how to get there.
me - "chocks off ka no. lete hain chom se aur phone karte hain"
him - "abe chocks-off ka no. toh hai mere pass"
me & abhijeet - "#^$%#$^%#&$%&$&(()/*-"
Chutiyaps no. 4
abhijeet - "abe cv laya hai embassy ke liye"
him - "shit bhool gaya"
abhijeet - "$#%$$&$%*&.....chal ke printout lete hain tere mail se"
him - "haan theek hai"
After coming out of the cyber cafe
me - "address dekha embassy ka"
him - "abe nahi bhool gaya"
me - "#^$#^%&$&.......chal ke chocks-off waale se hi pooch lete hain"
him - "ok"
Chutiyaps no. 5
After reaching French embassy
Nusrat(girl at french embassy) - "give me all the documents I will tell you the time of the interview"
him - "ok"
nusrat - "give me the demand draft also"
him - "which draft?"
me & abhijeet - (holding our heads and looking at each other)
nusrat - "you need to submit a draft of Rs 4000"
him - "ok"
then we asked her the nearest sbi branch
At the bank after waiting for half an hour we were told that the draft machine is not working. Then we went to the Union Bank where they were enjoying their lunch. His interview was scheduled at 2:45pm. Nusrat even called her from the French embassy to remind him of the time. But we had no choice but to wait for the lunch break to get over. It was almost 3:30 when we got back to the French Embassy.
nusrat - "you filled the form I gave you"
him - "yes"
nusrat - "but you haven't written the registration no."
him - "which registration no.?"
me & abhijeet - (again holding our heads and looking at each other)
nusrat - "you have to register on a website"
him - "i don't know"
nusrat - "do it now from a cyber cafe, it's a long form, don't fill the entire form just register first"
him - "ok"
him(to us) - "chalo cyber cafe"
abhijeet(to nusrat) - "can we do it here only in the embassy"
nusrat - "ok"
Chutiyaps no. 6
We didn't eat anything from the morning and it was almost 4:30pm. So it was his turm now to give us a treat. We went to the south city mall and headed straight towards the eating zone. After looking at the food outlets.....
him - "mujhe dosa khana hai"
me - "yahan aake bhi dosa hi khana hai tujhe"
him - "bhook lag rahi hai, acha 1 kaam karte hain thali le lete hain"
abhijeet - "ab aage kuch mat bolna, hum log jo order denge wohi khana padega"
then we ordered 3 pasta and a pizza plus 2 cold drinks. There were quite a few hotties sitting around but his statement to all of them, "abe sab chaman lag rahi hain". Me and abhijeet knew that he is hopeless now.
Then we did some shopping for secret persons which is not to be revealed here. Then we took a taxi to the station. He was sleeping on my shoulder. Suddenly he jumped from his seat and woke up and the bags he was holding fell down. I asked, "kya hua?". His reply, "abe sapne mein lay-up(basky term) le liya".
What a character you must be thinking. But that's truly what our "CHOCHU" is.
